i'm the first anon, yeah my dash was full of posts like saying it looks like a little girls pajama top and stuff hahaa oh but yes let's be super ironic, maybe mr. x gave him that shirt?

i guess that just proves how little time i spend on the dashboard nowadays! aha damn it’s too late to find and reblog them, but i’m sure they were hilarious.

SPOTTED: Little H not so fashionably late to his birthday bash, and dressed down by MaxTheWanted. Game on, bitches.

XO XO GOSSIP PAUL

it wasn’t mr x. it was max. civil wars suck. let’s take this war over the border and into the wastelands of The Wanted fandom aye

Harry Styles Is Lonely And Looking For A Girlfriend

Great news (maybe?) – Harry Styles is lonely and wants to settle down with a girlfriend.

The One Direction star has constantly been snapped partying with good looking famous women, but according to his childhood friend none of those ladies interest him.

According to Will Sweeney, Harry wants to find a nice girl to enjoy life with.

He tells Britain’s Sunday Mirror, “I do know Harry’s looking for a relationship. He’s told me that. He’s always out mixing with celebrities and going to all these parties with different girls, but it’s lonely and for him and not what he wants.

“That’s just not the kind of guy he is. He’s very sentimental and emotional and he always goes the extra mile of any girlfriend he has.

“He wants a relationship much more than parties and stuff.”

Oh, Harry, you poor thing. Well, don’t fret, consider the job done - we’re taking Sweeney’s words as an open invitation to all the eligible bachelorettes in town. You’ll be on the fast track from Lonely Boy to Only Boy, in no time.

Well, if you’re willing to apply, get to it. And may the odds be paulways in your favour. This might just turn into another teen bloodfest. Last girl standing wins his heart.

xo xo gossip paul
Surprise! Niall, you didn’t really think Dani would go down without one more dance-off, did you? Well she’s back with a vengeance, and a killer rendition of Odile - so be sure to watch out that she doesn’t snatch back your Wolverhampton Prince in the dark of the moonlit night. Looks like no one told Understudy-Nialler. You don’t outshine the principal dancer in her own pas de deux without an encore. That was hardly even an opening, just wait ‘til closing night. xo xo gossip paul

Surprise! Niall, you didn’t really think Dani would go down without one more dance-off, did you? Well she’s back with a vengeance, and a killer rendition of Odile - so be sure to watch out that she doesn’t snatch back your Wolverhampton Prince in the dark of the moonlit night.

Looks like no one told Understudy-Nialler. You don’t outshine the principal dancer in her own pas de deux without an encore. That was hardly even an opening, just wait ‘til closing night.

xo xo gossip paul
Spotted in HRH Louis’ chateaux moat: Li and Lo having heart to heart. Placing a wager on the demise of Harry’s BFF Grimmy, to be more precise. Same difference, though - business is business, as always, at the Sass Queen’s palace. Just be careful, Daddy D. One thing about making a deal with a man who wears Prada - he always comes to collect. XO XO GOSSIP PAUL

Spotted in HRH Louis’ chateaux moat: Li and Lo having heart to heart. Placing a wager on the demise of Harry’s BFF Grimmy, to be more precise. Same difference, though - business is business, as always, at the Sass Queen’s palace.

Just be careful, Daddy D. One thing about making a deal with a man who wears Prada - he always comes to collect.

XO XO GOSSIP PAUL

Spotted: Louis giving all he has to beat the purple pansy to the ‘50% off entire range’ sale at 1-3-5, his favourite fashion store. Too bad our Fresh Prince already beat this soon-to-be furious fashionista to the finest frocks. Watch your back, Nialler. We foresee a diamond-encrusted dagger in your back. XO XO GOSSIP PAUL

Spotted: Louis giving all he has to beat the purple pansy to the ‘50% off entire range’ sale at 1-3-5, his favourite fashion store.

Too bad our Fresh Prince already beat this soon-to-be furious fashionista to the finest frocks.

Watch your back, Nialler. We foresee a diamond-encrusted dagger in your back.

XO XO GOSSIP PAUL

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Spotted: H taking yet another mystery girl home? My my H, you seem to be a very naughty busy boy! Making a new album, golfing, and being spotted leaving a London club at 4 AM with a very pretty mystery girl! Even though the boys may be on vacation, doesn’t mean Haz’s hormones are. Was it Caggie? (No Liam, it wasn’t). So does H have a new girlfriend, or did he just hit it and quit it? Turns out, neither! The “mystery blonde” is none other than a member of the Modest Management team, Natalie. In response to the Suns’ headline/article “Blonde beauty keeps One Direction Star Up All Night” all Miss Natalie had to say was “FML”. Chin up girl, other than implying you slept with Styles (really though, who hasn’t been accused of that lately?) they had nothing but nice things to say about you! They even said you looked a little young for him, things could be worse. And as for H, it looks like his vacation has been a little bit more work than play. Maybe H isn’t the player the papers like to think he is? In this instance, it’s just yet another false alarm.  So until the next time H gets accused of sleeping with someone (I’m giving it a week), rest easy. Because you have us to be watching, like always. You know you love us, xo xo Gossip Paul

Spotted: H taking yet another mystery girl home?

My my H, you seem to be a very naughty busy boy! Making a new album, golfing, and being spotted leaving a London club at 4 AM with a very pretty mystery girl! Even though the boys may be on vacation, doesn’t mean Haz’s hormones are. Was it Caggie? (No Liam, it wasn’t). So does H have a new girlfriend, or did he just hit it and quit it? Turns out, neither! The “mystery blonde” is none other than a member of the Modest Management team, Natalie. In response to the Suns’ headline/article “Blonde beauty keeps One Direction Star Up All Night” all Miss Natalie had to say was “FML”. Chin up girl, other than implying you slept with Styles (really though, who hasn’t been accused of that lately?) they had nothing but nice things to say about you! They even said you looked a little young for him, things could be worse. And as for H, it looks like his vacation has been a little bit more work than play. Maybe H isn’t the player the papers like to think he is? In this instance, it’s just yet another false alarm.  So until the next time H gets accused of sleeping with someone (I’m giving it a week), rest easy. Because you have us to be watching, like always.

You know you love us,

xo xo Gossip Paul

♔Is Louis leaving 1D?♔

From H punching out paps to Team Payzer getting engaged, I’ve seen some pretty crazy rumors being sparked from pretty iffy “evidence”. What’s the newest rumor? It looks like Queen Lou is leaving One Direction according to Twitter. And just for my lovely followers I have the ground breaking, totally convincing, and 1000% true evidence to prove it, I swear!

Some people might call this absurd, I call it a Monday night in the One Direction fandom. So if by some chance you happened to have been legitimately worried that Queen Lou would be dethroned faster than you could say “Hipsta Please”, don’t fret. For it seems that yet again, some Directioners have jumped aboard the crazy train heading straight for Gullible town. But hey, just like we all like to imagine Louis calling out betches wearing Fucci, you have us to sort out  the facts and the fakes.

You know you love me,

xo xo Gossip Paul

Spotted: H being chased down in his hometown  It seems that fans are still running around the small town of Holmes Chapel, in fact it looks like they’re multiplying. While H has been nothing but sweet to them I wonder how long his patience will last, especially with Momma Styles feeling under the weather. What I’m even more eager to see is how the Harry Styles Defence League will retaliate. Because while Haz has to be a sweetie pie, the neighborhood boys don’t, and we all know how much they like to mess with trespassers. Welcome to the HC, bitch. xoxo Gossip Paul

Spotted: H being chased down in his hometown 

It seems that fans are still running around the small town of Holmes Chapel, in fact it looks like they’re multiplying. While H has been nothing but sweet to them I wonder how long his patience will last, especially with Momma Styles feeling under the weather. What I’m even more eager to see is how the Harry Styles Defence League will retaliate. Because while Haz has to be a sweetie pie, the neighborhood boys don’t, and we all know how much they like to mess with trespassers. Welcome to the HC, bitch.

xoxo Gossip Paul

ღSpotted: Niall’s mystery girl revealed

 

My my my, looks like we’ve found the girl in the orange bikini! Plot twist: She’s engaged. Rumor has it N’s mystery girl is Ruth and according to her twitter she was in Marabella, minus her fiance. So is N a homewrecker, or are the pics misleading? Miss Ruthie, while what happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, we’re afraid the same can’t be said for Marabella. Seems like you might have some explaining to do! As for me, I’d rather sit back and watch the Ruth story unfold. You know you love me,

xoxo Gossip Paul

✘Spotted: N with a mystery girl doing a bit more than swimming in the pool…

While on vacation in Marabella, Spain everyone’s favorite Irish man has been seen poolside with a mystery girl in a orange swimsuit and from the looks of the last picture, they were doing more in that pool than playing Marco Polo if you know what I mean… So who is she? And did they actually kiss? Rumors are swirling that the mystery girl is actually Marta, a foreign exchange student that N knew when he was younger and had a picture of on his bebo with the caption “Fuck she is beautiful”

However others are saying that she is just another one of Niall’s countless cousins, kissing cousins? Natalie, and the camera is just at a weird angle. And some say that that is not Marta or a cousin, but a girl Niall has met in Spain. So what’s the truth? I’d say it’s anyone’s guess right now as to who the mystery girl with atrocious tan lines is. But as for me? you know I’ll be watching and waiting for this mystery girl’s identity because in this fandom, nothing stays a mystery for long. You know you love me

XoXo Gossip Paul